Heidi Plays Mums and Dads
The tables have turned today as Heidi takes on the challenge of being a Mum to her popcorn stealing, pyromaniac daughter. She also explains the importance of sticky tape when you accidentally cut off your toes.
If you’ve ever wondered how to be a good mother, listen in and get some tips from a four-year-old. The struggle is real.
Theme song “Skeletons are Made of Bones” created in Logic Pro X by our Head Honcho - Brianna Ansaldo & Heidi.
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Heidi: ”Skeletons are made of bones. (a bunch of times) Skeletons are in the dead. Persons die sometimes on the bed".
Hello, my name is Heidi. Woah! I can hear myself!
Welcome to my podcast, Convos with Kiddos.
This episode is about playing Mums and Dads. Playing Mums and Dads is the best thing that I love doing with my friends.
Brianna: Mummy, I want to go out tonight with my friends.
Heidi: As long as you are with your friend’s mummy. If you’re only with your friends then you will get lost.
Brianna: And I’m going to go see a movie.
Heidi: Everything’s better with popcorn.
Brianna: And I might be out really late.
Heidi: Oh, that’s okay. As long as you miss your mummy really late.
Brianna: Okay. Bye Mum.
I’m out at the movies?
Brianna: Bring bring. Bring bring.
Brianna: Hi Mummy. It’s your daughter.
Brianna: Um, I got into a bit of trouble.
Heidi: Oh what?
Brianna: Well I actually got caught by the police.
Heidi: Oh my god, how did you do that? Did you do something bad?
Brianna: Yeah I did.
Heidi: Well what did you do?
Brianna: I stole some popcorn.
Heidi: From another person?
Brianna: Yeah. Can you come and pick me up from the jail house?
Heidi: Now you’re safe.
Brianna: Thanks. Awesome.
Bye Mum. I’m going to keep going in my movie now. You can go home. Bye.
Brianna: Bring bring. Bring bring.
Brianna: Hi Mum. It’s me again.
This time I did something really bad.
Brianna: I started a fire.
Heidi: How did you start that?
Brianna: I was just lighting matches for my birthday cake.
Heidi: Was it an accident?
Brianna: It was an accident.
Heidi: Oh my god. We’ll have to tell them that it was an accident.
Ah fireman it was an accident. She was lighting the matches for her cake, but then she accidentally started a fire. So it’s an accident.
Heidi as the Fireman: Oh, okay Heidi. We’ll let her go.
Heidi: Ah next time just let me light the matches.
Brianna: I’m going to go back to the movies now. Bye!
Heidi: Good. Bye.
Brianna: Bring bring. Bring Bring.
Heidi: Oh, what is it this time for the fifteenth time!?
Brianna: I accidentally chopped off my toes.
Heidi: Oh my god that’s not very good. I’ll give you a spare one.
Heidi: Actually I put the toes that you accidentally cut off back on you.
Brianna: Oh, how did you do that?
Heidi: Well I fixed them with sticky tape. When they attach to you fully without the sticky tape’s help then I’ll take the sticky tape off and you will be fine.
Brianna: Oh my gosh. You sound like a doctor or something.
Heidi: I am a doctor.
Brianna: Well, thanks.
Can you come and pick me up and tuck me in for sleeping?
Heidi: Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive. Tuck you in to bed.
Brianna: Can you sing me a lullaby so I can go to sleep nicely?
Heidi: <sings> Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top.
and you start to get sleepy
<sings> the cradle will fall and down will come baby, cradle and all.
Brianna: Night, night Mummy.
Heidi: Night night.
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