How Babies Are Made
We’re not sure how factual the information provided in this particular episode is, but it’s definitely a very good laugh. We’re particularly mortified by how the baby is supposedly getting their (bran dense) food.
So if you’re planning on trying to make a baby, remember to stock up on fibre rich foods. You wouldn’t want your baby to starve.
Theme song “Skeletons are Made of Bones” created in Logic Pro X by our Head Honcho - Brianna Ansaldo & Heidi.
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Heidi: ”Skeletons are made of bones. (a bunch of times) Skeletons are in the dead. Persons die sometimes on the bed".
Hello, my name is Heidi. Woah! I can hear myself!
Welcome to my podcast, Convos with Kiddos.
Today this episode is called uh, I forgot.
Today this episode is called How Babies Are Made. I know all about how babies are made because I have a baby brother and he is awesome-bo-dawesome.
Brianna: Can you explain to me how babies are made?
Heidi: They grow inside people’s tummy, and when a mum’s eat food it goes into their tummy, and the babies eat the food.
Brianna: So can a daddy have a baby in the daddy’s tummy?
Heidi: Oh my god, that would be really weird for a man.
Brianna: Well how come a man can’t have a baby in his belly?
Heidi: Well it’s because mans have muscles in their bellies..
Heidi: Mans have really strong muscles, and the muscles could just kick the baby who flips in soccer, or stuff. So that’s why they can’t have babies.
Brianna: So mummies don’t have any muscles in their bellies?
Heidi: Yeah, because if mummy’s are playing soccer then it doesn’t hurt her baby.
Brianna: So let me get this straight. Men can’t have babies because they have muscles in their bellies.
Brianna: Ladies can have babies because they don’t have muscles in their bellies.
How does a baby get into the mummy?
Heidi: Babies come in these little blobs that look like eggs. Then the eggs drop and they plop into a woman’s belly. Then a boy eats bran, like can make a baby’s poo grow big. So a mummy puts a penis in her vagina and then a food from a daddy goes into the woman’s mouth, I mean it goes into her vagina then it goes up to her tummy, then a baby can eat that.
He swallows it. It goes inside his penis then a penis squirts out that food into a vagina, then a baby’s eat that vagina.
How long are they in the belly for?
Heidi: Well, a pretty long time.
Heidi: Well not until your dead.
Brianna: So maybe like two minutes?
Heidi: No, two minutes are way too short. Probably just like sixty.
Brianna: Sixty what?
They only stay in there for sixty.
Heidi: I mean six minutes.
Actually, how long do babies stay in there for?
Brianna: Ten months.
Heidi: Oh my god.
Brianna: Yeah. It’s really long.
Heidi: I’ve had enough of talking babies.
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